IMPROVISATION

IMPROVISATION: (n) comes from the Middle English word imp, meaning prankster; from the Latin word pro, meaning big league; from the Bank of America word VISA, meaning a small rectangular plastic card that puts pleasure before payment; from the 20th letter of the English alphabet 'T', meaning perfection, as in 'to a T', and from the scientific suffix ion, meaning a group of atoms that carries a positive charge. Thus, it can be derived that Chattanoodle is a group of atoms whose pranks will suit you to a 'T'. You'll be positively charged for the pleasure, but it's worth it, because these atoms are big league. (However, since we haven't gotten our VISA authorization yet, you'll have to put payment before pleasure.)